April Horoscopes
By The Tiger Times Head Astrologist
Aries - If confidence were a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence
Taurus - I know you like nice things, but your bank account disagrees, have a cookie instead
Gemini - You’ll start 5 new hobbies this month and not continue with any of them
Cancer - Stop listening to that one song. You know which one I’m talking about
Leo - I know you tripped on your own foot
Virgo - I heard you made a to-do list for your to-do list. Terrifying. Seek help
Libra - Stop being so indecisive - PICK SOMETHING!
Scorpio - “That’s why her hair is so big, it’s full of secrets.” That’s you, I fear
Sagittarius - Let’s calm it on the crazy activities, no cults please
Capricorn - Start paying attention to your surroundings (people included)
Aquarius - You have very niche interests. But in a cool way, not a weird way
Pisces - How’s your new friend, the houseplant
