December/January Horoscopes

By The Tiger Times Head Astrologist

Aries - I sense that you were a bit too ambitious with your New Year’s resolution this year…

Taurus - You’ve taken the motto “slow and steady wins the race.” to heart this year

Gemini - I sense you’ve been baking. How was the chocolate cake?

Cancer - Don’t worry, everyone cries after the winter break

Leo - You’re the human embodiment of a discoball

Virgo - I sense that you spent the break colour-coding your notes

Libra - Don’t worry, you can be both chill and productive

Scorpio - I sense that you’ve decided to stop running for cafe cookies

Sagittarius - Don’t worry, January is over, you’re safe from boredom now (or at least I think so)

Capricorn - I sense that you hit the reset button for this year – good for you!

Aquarius - You need to explain your New Year’s resolution, no one gets it but you

Pisces - I sense that you forgot all your homework during the January snow days